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Me and my dad were actually talking about this earlier.
He told me I was attractive and wondered why I wasn’t in a relationship.
Either the answer is “all the guys I am attracted to are straight” or “I’m actually really lazy and too picky and need to broaden my type of guy.”
It’s cause you are pure of heart and morals and would not break bread with random people you have never met but want to get to know.
You guys are accurately describing my life at the moment.
(Source: scranton--branch)

